To quote the bible, “God said let there be light, and he created Billie Eilish”, or at least that is my interpretation. And with this light, the best songs, fan groups, vibes and album’s thrived. I know I am a bit late guys because her album came out around 4 days ago but these things take time to process… and I also was pretty fucking busy. But no, I am a huge Billie fan and I only really started listening to her music in lockdown but I was just as addicted to her as everyone else was to Tiger King. By the way I never actually watched that show so I don’t think I can fully say I experienced the full pandemic. But that isn’t the point. When I heard she was going to be releasing her new album, I freaked. And being the weird person with nothing else to do I would just always check how much longer it is till it’s released and if she had released any new songs. Then I also found out she was doing a world tour and I nearly lost it. Unfortunately, being the broke bitch I am, I couldn’t get the tickets and they also sold out faster than Donald Trump could count his children. Like, it broke my heart but I suppose that is life, and I will also cry that she will be in my home country and I won’t even get to see her and right now when I am typing this I am so sad and it is just hitting in but I’ll be ok, just not ‘Happier than ever’. LOL did you see what I did there!
Anyways, I wanted to address one thing to all the people out there who think hating on Billie Eilish is a personality trait. Just because you aren’t her, doesn’t mean you have to despise her. She is such a babes and nothing you say will make me think otherwise. Yes, there are rumours about her boyfriend, but we aren’t talking about him, we are talking about her and we know she has good judgment so you gotta trust her. I know I sound like I know her but in reality, I’m just a bitch with some time on her hands and who loves the fact her music is relatable. And I also feel like I have to say these things because you really be trying to say that she has changed so much and is utter crap now. Like, who cares, she is still Billie, still makes great music and is still the same person and if you don’t like who she has grown to be, then go the fuck away because she didn’t do that for you. She doesn’t even know you and if she bothers you, then stop reading every article and watching every video with her in it. Just don’t listen to her music and get over yourself because she doesn’t need your hate comments. Why are you so obsessed with her if you don’t like her. Get a literal life. I still think she is amazing and even though she has changed a little, that is what she wants and likes to try out. And literally, if she didn’t change, you would be complaining about how she is so dry and boring because she doesn’t do anything new. So wise up, listen to her music, get that stick out of your ass and get a life.
But yeah, as you can probably tell, I love her album. I think it is great and there are so many songs with so many layers that literally give me the chills and every time I hear it, I realise something new and it feels like I am hearing it for the first time again. I think my favs are probably “getting older”, “Hailey’s comet” and “Happier than ever” but I love them all so it’s hard to say. If you haven’t listened to it, you need to because if you really listen to what she says and how she says it you will feel something that no other artist can make you feel. So Billie, in the off chance you are reading this, just know that you are absolutely KILLING it and no matter what anyone says, you are still as great, if not better, as you were before. I don’t know how you do it and I’m sorry I can’t make it to your concert but I wish you the best of luck and don’t listen to all the bitches out there who are hating on you because they are just jealous. You do you boo. I hope you have a great day, stay safe and stay yourself PERIODT.
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