For those who may not watch TikTok, there has been a sort of trend going around lately of a man that keeps dancing to George Ezra’s song “green, green grass”. Personally, it has ruined the song for me forever and I think many others will agree.

I would add a video to this post, however, I don’t want to add to the damage already done to this song. And if you want to search it up yourself, I believe the man’s account is called snapshoteye and if you search that up or something along the lines of “TikTok green, green grass cringy video” I think it will pop up pretty quickly, but don’t say I didn’t warn you because it really does haunt me now.

The thing is, I really do think that the song is quite vibey and summery, but no matter what you do, and no matter how much time has passed since I last saw the video, I can never EVER feel comfortable listening to that song. But my mum loves it so it’s on all the time and she sings it which just makes it worse and I don’t even know how to describe how I feel to her. It’s just the biggest ick!

Let me give you a run-down for those with enough willpower to not watch the video just so you can understand the situation without being scarred. The guy dancing in the video is pretty much a “pick me” guy but he is also probably in his late 20s or early 30s. So naturally, it’s a little creepy. Then he does TikTok lives and dances to this song. He has his own little routine which is… something else. He also characteristically has his zipped-up hoodie pulled over to one side a little. That’s the key thing everyone does to impersonate him.

It literally makes me laugh because if I don’t laugh, I’ll cry. It is physically painful to watch because you can tell he thinks is he amazing and he sometimes does the baby voice type of thing which doesn’t need much explaining to show how cringy his videos are. He says stuff like “babs”! Need I say more?

I’m also pretty sure there are allegations against him texting underaged people and I’m pretty sure they are true. Overall he is a really cringy guy and it just kills me inside to see his videos.

That’s basically all I have to say about that so if someone asks me why I wretch when I hear that song or why I always skip it, this is why. Another song was lost due to the internet.

I can imagine George Ezra seeing one of his videos and just being like “shit” because he knows that his song is now going to be associated with a creepy, cringy man. Keep your head up through George! Don’t take it personally that I now despise that song. My mum still likes it though.

Anyways, that was a quick wee rant there and hopefully got a few confused people sorted out. I feel like my mum will see this someday when she gets confused by why I shiver when the song plays. Hey mum! I just want to clear up that this information is from what I have seen on TikTok and I haven’t really seen many of his own videos, just those talking about his account and clearing things up for us all. So this is verified information, however, I don’t take complete credit. Thank you to all the TikTokers spreading the information around!

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