So it’s the middle of the 2nd day of the year and I’d say it’s been interesting, to say the least. I mean, not 2 hours ago I quite literally melted my glasses.

Call me blonde, but I wore them into a sauna. In my defense, I have done that before when I had a spa day and was in and out of saunas for hours without any melting specs. So surely it shouldn’t be that much different for other saunas. And there wasn’t even a sign warning you when you got into the sauna, or at least I couldn’t tell because I put them on top of my head because I thought they would get steamed up anyways so there is no point having them on.

The thing is I actually have quite shitty eyesight (thanks Mum) so I kinda needed to bring them with me so I didn’t, you know, accidentally walk into the door or sit on someone. Then again I really can’t blame anyone apart from myself because obviously plastic can’t really deal with the heat.

I’ll tell you what though, it was the weirdest feeling ever. I had just said to my sister that it was probably time to leave and was heading toward the door. Obviously, with my lack of vision, I reached for my glasses on top of my head. When I grabbed the leg it just started to droop. I mean I thought I was fragile but this hoe was next level. And I kinda was just like “what the fuck” and got it off my head to where I could see it and the nose bit in the middle was looking like a slinky just bending in all sorts of ways.

My glasses were curvier than me!

That’s when I was flabbergasted and just told my sister to open the door. Luckily she listened because, while I’m blinded, I will echolocate this hoe into the ground. Anyways, when I got out I ran over to a bench like I was about to perform life-saving surgery and try to mold it back to its previous form. Then I poured cold water over it so it would hopefully harden quicker.

Safe to say, it did fuck all and while they are still usable, they feel really weird on my face because the nose bit stretched so won’t stay on my face which, for those who don’t wear glasses, is kind of important.

So now, both figuratively and literally, I can’t look at myself in the mirror. I’m ashamed of my actions and I hope I can spread awareness through this post to save the life of other glasses. May they rest in peace 😦

Right now I’m wearing contacts so thank god they aren’t bloody expensive (me when I lie)

But apart from that and my party popper not popping after the countdown, this year isn’t too bad. I mean it’s better than the past 2-3 already. What about you? How is your year going? I’ve actually got quite a busy one coming up with it being my last year of school. Or at least it will get busy when I figure out what I want to do. Oh well, I hope you have a great day, stay safe and stay yourself PERIODT

P.S. My Mum just texted me that I do not in fact have insurance for my glasses :,)

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