So as a teen going through corona, my list of things I am not bothered to do has pretty much tripled within the fast week, and I’m not angry about. You could blame it on my mental health but you can’t blame it on something that doesn’t even exist any more. So I’m just gonna tell you some more new things added to my list of things that I do not give a shit about.
I suppose this is a given, but like I am on a whole new level. As a matter of fact, I am off the charts. But what makes me happier is that pretty much everyone that I asked, hasn’t been revising either. Maybe they should make a new chart? LOL but no, I actually cry at the thought of it. So far I am doing well, so maybe I’m kind of relying on fate at the moment. Lets see how long this last for But it is also so funny that nobody else has really realised that I have given up, because before I was always revising and really stressed for exams, but now I have no fucks left and they still look at me whenever they say “I know a lot of you are working hard”. Bitch, I haven’t opened this text book since last time we were in school.
Don’t even get me started on this. What devil even created this. Why is it that when I sit next to anyone in class, I feel like I have to talk to them or they will think I am a weirdo and a boring person. It is so bad though because I do it all the time and I really can’t be bothered. “The weather’s pretty crap today”, of course it fucking is, we live in the fucking UK. I haven’t suddenly lost my sight you know, I can see out the window. And then there are the ones like “looking forward to the test, lol.” HA HA since when did you become a fucking comedian John. Or when they say “I am so tired today”… what the fuck do you want me to say? Sorry??? I am fucking tired of your shit conversations.
Wow, I just finished writing that and realised that small talk really is a touchy subject for me. The thing is, I say all of these too because what else am I meant to say? How’s your nan? Maybe that is why I hate myself.
Laughing at Bad Jokes
Again, I am guilty of doing this, but the power that it drains from me could light up all of America. Your jokes aren’t funny but I don’t want it to be awkward or make you feel bad. I know that probably pity laugh whenever I make a joke but like, normalise being honest with jokes. If I don’t like your joke, I really can not be bothered to act as though you are the next Kevin Hart babes, so sit down and think about what you just said. Is it bad to have kids and not laugh at their bad jokes or will that give them self-confidence issues. I’m just teaching them to be comedy gold, right? Just for your own piece of mind, I do not have kids at the moment.
Getting Shouted At By a Teacher
I know that from day 1 of my life, I was not up for getting shouted at. I might as well have come out of the womb silent because I didn’t want to cause a fuss. In first year, if a teacher even looked at me, the sweat would be tripping me. But after the third lock down, something just switched off. And I am pretty sure that turned off the ability to give a fuck because I am ready for guys. Come tell me off for not writing why I thought the author put a full stop at the end of the sentence, or why I haven’t been participating in class. I mean of course I won’t be purposefully disrespectful to them, but if they want to start calling my mum, I have got her on speed dial and I am ready to tell her everything. Try me.
Boris Johnson Quotes
STOP! I am literally pissing myself. These are so funny. This literal idiot just is a walking joke and I love how people have just picked out the best bits. “Lovely BLOO passport”. I mean why the fuck can’t you just speak normally. He gives such grandpa vibes, but like the one who is always drunk and getting in trouble. “purple shampoooooo”, why is this bloody Tory so obsessed with the colours of everything. And my favourite one by far… “bloody rapscallions”. Oh my, the videos for this make me literally cackle. It is too good.
I have quite mixed emotions for this. On the one hand, I will have my memories with me wherever I go and I can show it to my kids when I get older. But on the other hand, they are so bloody inconvenient and boring. It is a bit of a dilemma I guess. It takes so long though, especially at parties and you are just like, can we just not do this because I could not be arsed. I would rather be with them in the moment and have photos in my mind, than get photos of every blade of grass we pass.
So yeah, these are some of the things that I can’t be bothered to do. Leave comments down below about things you can’t be bothered to do. I know there are hundreds out there and I will be making more. I will shout out your page as well, if I use your comment in my next post, so yeah. I hope you have a great day, stay safe and stay yourself PERIODT.
So here we go with a new series where I tell you whether or not I could be bothered with certain things going on in the world. Don’t worry it will be exciting.
First things first. What has been going on in the world? Despite corona of course because I mean I am so over that. So I guess I can’t be bothered. Anyways, what about…
Now, I am not trying to get all political now. I’m talking about Easter egg hunts and all that type of stuff. I am 15 right now, in that “awkward” phase, if you will. Now here is a question for you? Are Easter egg hunts still suitable for teens? The answer is FUCK YEAH, I’m gonna be bunny hopping this bitch if I need to. My mum had the audacity not to make one this year. So, could I be bothered with Easter? Yes. Normalise enjoying the childish things in life. I mean I can’t wait to have kids so that I can go on Easter egg hunts or trick or treating without it looking weird. I’m gonna be the one begging my child to watch blood Frozen. Childhood rules. So yeah, I = bothered.
You guys already know the answer to this one. HELL NO. I don’t need a class to tell me how to overthink every little word because that is in my genes bitch. These teachers also don’t even do there job. They just stand in front of the class waiting for us to explain a word we haven’t even heard before. These bitches be learning from Dora or some shit. Instead of asking “what is your name” and waiting 10 minutes, they be asking “WHY is your name” and waiting 10 minutes. What the fuck does that even mean? I guess Swipper took all the fucks because I can’t give one. I = unbothered
What I mean by this is the questions mums and dads ask that make it seem like you have a choice but there really isn’t. I mean just tell me to do something and, yes I will complain, but like then you are just being honest with me which is better ya know. I can NOT be bothered with the let-down when you say “it wasn’t a question”. I think the fuck it was. You had a “can you” at the start of the sentence which, if I remember correctly, signifies a question. So just get the pain done and over with. I = unbothered.
Now, I don’t want to seem rude but like I never know what to get anyone and I hate having to think of something suitable for the person and for the amount of time we know each other. The worst thing is buying for boys because there is literally nothing I can get them that they don’t already have. Although the good thing is, the only boy I have to get gifts for now is my dad so it is all good. But yeah, over all, gifts are stressful as fuck and I would prefer to show them what they mean to me in a different way. Can I be bothered? No.
Yes, I am a teenage girl, and yes, I don’t like clothes shopping. I mean if you think about it, it is boring as hell. All the clothes now a days are so… out there, and I am not a very out going person so I don’t like to wear clothes that are adventurous. Wow, everyone reading this definitely now thinks I am a hermit crab… but you can’t prove that 😮 Now, don’t get me wrong, I do like me a few new clothes, but when I have to go and find something I just can’t find something I actually like and then I get exhausted and in the end it is just my mum throwing stuff in the basket that my 8 year old cousin would probably wear. I prefer to buy clothes if I haven’t planned it or if I am just on a wee trip with the mates, ya know. So yeah, I could not be bothered.
My sister’s are very… opinionated. They don’t take shit from nobody and always speak there mind. Which is a good thing, don’t get me wrong. I mean I respect that. The thing is, I am not. I don’t like to argue with people for reasons and I just agree with them, to an extent I guess. There are things I am concrete about and I will body slam people if they disagree. But no, if I said something I found out and they were like “that’s not true” I would be like “oh ok then” and move on. Or if I liked someones music and they were like “that is utter crap” I would be like, yes it is, and never listen to it again. So yeah, arguing is not my cup of tea. UNBOTHERED.
LOL so these are just a few this I wanted to say in this. These weren’t really about current events, but I could not be bothered. Yup, you got another one. I’ll see what I can do for you next time though. Comment below if you agree with any of these or if you have anything else that you can or can’t be bothered with and maybe I will mention them in my next post 😮 Please like, comment, and subscribe if you liked this content. Hope you have a great day, stay safe and stay yourself PERIODT