Hey everyone. Just for a time frame our current prime minister is Rishi Sunak so that means this post is accurate for at least a couple of weeks, give or take. I’m not gonna get much more political than that because I know you are all sick of hearing what crap is going on in parliament, so I hope you this content cleanses you from that evilness. Nonetheless, we still gonna be on the topic of how expensive everything is.

Honestly, I don’t know how valid I am for saying this as I don’t even make enough to get taxed, I don’t pay for any bills and I am in a very fortunate position. The thing is though, I love a fucking bargain and as though I didn’t get scared buying the bare minimum before, I sure as hell am now. And it’s so rude that everyone’s birthday decides to be around this time! I mean oh my days christmas is enough of a stress but now you are basically robbing me. Have some respect and get born in May or something.

Why I’ve said all that though is because I’ve been spending lots of time trying to find the best deals. The thing with me though is that I also get so pressed about the quality adn whether or not things are a scam because let me tell you what, I ain’t about to be throwing out money willy nilly even if it is 50p. That gets me half way to poundland, bitch! But let me tell you, if I was a cat I would have wasted all 9 lives decades ago because I’m a curious as hell. Any time I see something with a satisfyign instagram post or just anything with the word “discount” or “free”, you’ll catch my attention every time.

And it literally doesn’t matter what it is. 99% off a rabbit’s cage? You never know. Free hair ties for anyone living it LA? I mean I live in the UK but I can find a way. It’s actually crazy and it rarely ever works out for me. It either costs full price when you include shipping or even the 99p is looking a bit much for me. But bit’s all worth it for that 1 of 1000 things that actually is a total bargain! So why not share the fun?

Do with it what you will but these thing are genuinely tried and tested by me. I’m gonna make it a new series though so you’ll realise I am only putting in one deal today because literally that’s all I have at the moment, but just give me time! You don’t find deals like this everyday.

So why am I taking so long to literally tell you what the product is? I don’t know. So imma just say it now. The slay product that I have a banging discount for is Skin+Me and basically it is a customised facial routine from an actual professional that gets posted to you! (the products, not the professional)

And I bet you’re thinking “how the hell is that gonna be cheap, this girl is making shit up” but let me tell you something, if you go through this link here or use the code ALLISONL59MK at the check out, you can get it for FREE. Well, you do have to pay £3.50 for pharmacy tax but that’s literally it! Shipping is free and you will get your first and fifth daily doser for FREE and if you act fast you can also get free samples of the cleanser and moisturiser!

My mum always tought me that if it sounds “too good to be true“, it probably is. And I live by that, but I really I was entrigued and it actually worked out for me! We love that for us because now you don’t have to risk it!

So basically, it is cheaper to get a personalised science-proven skincare routine sent to your front door than it is to have to buy some own-brand face wash that probably makes your skin worse as well as buying a moisturiser. I don’t know about you but it isn’t a hard choice.

It’s also such a satisfying package. Like I know that is so irrelevant but for me that shit makes a difference. It’s got similar type of vibes to soap and glory where the labels are kind of sarcastic and fun instead of robot-esk, if you get me. I’ll put a photo of what my box looked like and you can see how it has my name on my literally daily doser thing and it is so fun because it comes portioned out for you. You twist it until you hear a click and then boom you’re good to go.

And you won’t have to keep remembering to reorder because they do that shit for you. They have the whole routine all worked out and when the next package is gonna be delivered. But obviously you can make changes to it yourself if you want.

Personally I have never been to big on skincare and I would be using that budget mindset and going for the cheapest thing apart from just water. And to be honest I still don’t know crap but the names sound fancy and exact so imma take it for real. I’m here staring at myself in the mirror like “damn, this hypophysosupercalafragalistic acid serum is working wonders for me”. You know that if the names of the stuff sound like they could summon some sort of devil it must be some good shit.

But for real, I hope some of you look it up and decide to look after that beautiful skin of yours. No joke though I have found my skincare routine to actually help me slightly hate myself less. I know that is cliché as fuck and for real it’s basically what they recommend in school assemblys where they are like “please don’t kill yourself, it’ll give us a bad rep. Instead drink some tea, have a bath, wash your face… get over it” and I am one of the last people who would admit that they had a slight point.

But I feel like taking that time for myself and looking for the improvements to make the £3 investment worth it has helped a lot. And I just love how it was made for me and it’s just so slay overall. What makes it so fun as well is that it’s a great convo starter either with a friend, or just with yourself if you are the type of person who likes to talk to themselves (could never be me:/). And I feel like anything that is a bargain is so much better. I say that to my friends too, like they could be wearing something so fucking ugly and then be like “I got it in the charity shop for a strand of my hair” and I suddenly start to die over it! I can just appreciate the absolute slay find. Also I feel like saying if someone sells you something for a strand of your hair, don’t do it girl. In that case it is too good to be true and I don’t want to see you made into some voodoo doll or framed for murder, ok?

Anyways, I hope you appreciated that and let me know if you do want this to become a series because I feel like it really could be fun. I’ll also let you know if something is a complete waste, so just comment if there is something you want me to test out for you and I’ll let you know if it’s worth the money! I hope you have a great day, stay safe and stay yourself PERIODT.

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